Two blondes are having lunch. One whispers, “I’m getting a boob job.” The other replies, “That’s nothing, I’m getting my arsehole bleached!”First blonde gasps, “Oh wow! I didn’t know your boyfriend was getting highlights too!” A blonde asks for “extra decaf” to help her stay awake while figuring out life.
- At a car dealership, she wants a tow truck on standby—just in case she accidentally drives off.
- While baking, she misreads “preheat oven” as something to find on food labels.
- At a science museum, she thinks electrons use highways.
She Said That at Lunch—and Everyone Went Silent
- She calls tech support because typing “hello” gives her “ohlel.”
- She mistakes a discount button at a store for magic.
- Trying virtual reality, she asks if it includes vacations to outer space.
- In yoga class, she worries being too zen will make her forget her slippers.
- At karaoke, she sings and hopes the mic isn’t “too loud for her sparkle.”
- She wants a pet parrot that does magic tricks—ideally one that says “Abracadabra.”
- While gardening, she wonders why her plants haven’t called her “mom.”
Final Note:
These jokes playfully highlight quirky misunderstandings and cheerful outlooks. With their charm and light humor, they’re meant to entertain—not offend.
Enjoy the laughs—because even when life gets confusing, a good punchline always finds its way through!
