Two Funny Stories About Old Men and a Clever Salesman
A park bench became the perfect stage for two old friends enjoying the day. As a young woman jogged by, one of the men smiled. Offended, she confronted him. He gently replied, “I’m not smiling at you — just happy that pretty girls still brighten my day.” Touched, she kissed his cheek and jogged off. He then turned to his friend and said, “3-0. Your turn.”
Bonus Story:
Old men sitting on a bench joke
Michael, a Montana native, landed a sales job in a big New York department store. On his first day, he only made one sale — but it totaled $124,088.30. He had sold a man fish hooks, then a rod, a boat, and finally a truck to tow it all. The man had only come in for tampons.
“Your weekend’s shot — go fishing,” Michael had said. The next day, he was promoted.
